“You aren’t my Uncle… He doesn’t have b…”
“-Buttons? Hahahaha! That’s because I’m you’re Other Uncle! The better if you ask me! Let’s just you out of there, you’re just in time for dinner, kid!”
“You aren’t my Uncle… He doesn’t have b…”
“-Buttons? Hahahaha! That’s because I’m you’re Other Uncle! The better if you ask me! Let’s just you out of there, you’re just in time for dinner, kid!”
in my country, the word for crocheting, is used metaphorically, to compliment a surgeon’s work.
every AFAB person my mother’s age and older, had practiced this craft at one point on another.
My mom has made literal paintings, that decorate our house for years (I’ll come back with pictures when I visit next) you can only see that they are crocheting when you go very close.
HOLY SHIT THE COLORWORK?????
IT'S FINALLY HERE OMG
Read on Tapas : CLICK HERE TO READ
Read on Webtoon : upcoming
Read on kawacy.com (for raw unc*nsored version) : upcoming
It's important to me that everyone understands that if you've got an autistic friend who periodically sends you pictures/videos/whatever of your Thing, because they know you're into it... They love you.
Now don't get me wrong, It may not necessarily be romantic love, they might not want to run off to a little farm in Montana where you'll be married forever and raise little sheeps...
But they definitely love you. And they're so happy when they spot a post about X and go "ooh, my friend likes X! I'll send it to them!".
Because they love you and want you to be happy.
Happiness is stored in the 3am discord DM of a link to a Tumblr post of a cute raccoon
New(?) idea:
Dishonourifics, instead of “your highness” we have “your lowness”
Your disgrace
Your mundanity
Your Royal Fuckup
You're hurting my feelings D:
Apologies, Your Travesty
You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition
Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.
I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit
Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken
Just had a dream that a novel exists which is written from the POV of an old man dying in the 1920s in the form of diary entries and bit by bit it's revealed it's actually a closeted trans woman who was out during her youth and forced to recloset and now I desperately want to read it
The narrator was like, referring to a girl called Sarah in all the writings, and at the start it's super unclear who Sarah actually is and it's speculated by the people around that she may be a lover from the narrator's youth, until it's noted that Sarah had heterochromia and that's the defining trait of the narrator
Oh also Sarah did actually have a lover. They were T4T and lived in a little cottage by a lake until he was drowned in it and Sarah couldn't make ends meet anymore and had to recloset
Okay a bunch of people have told me to write the thing now so I've decided if this post gets 30K I'm turning the thing into an epistolary novel.